After four years of providing free content and refuge from the boredom of your workday, in a week I will be asking for you to cough up $2.99 for the first issue of Cartel, by the people that brought you Flip Collective (also free). We’ve been working hard on it. Not like coal miner hard, but white girl problems hard. Anyway, I think it’s pretty good. In it, you’ll find out what happens when I entertain the idea of online dating, which went kind of like this. Hint: I am not the toaster.